Be the best Dad I can be.
Convince Erin to get a tattoo of my name on her butt.
Wake up In a Boston Gutter
Go skinny dipping at Hampton Beach at night.
Be a film extra.
Own a bar and grill
Go to the top of the Empire State Building in NY
Go to a strip bar with your wife and get her a table dance.
Drink an entire keg of Guinness by yourself (no time limit).
Have my portrait painted/drawn.
Send a letter in a bottle.
Plant a tree.
Stage Dive at a Big Show
Be served champagne and caviar at a luxury hotel while I lie in the bath with Erin.
Write a fan letter to the person I most admire.
Learn to dance and be comfortable.
Drive a racing car full throttle.
Shower in a waterfall while I sip cold beer served by a stunning Hawaiian Islander chic.
Own a house that has a basement bar and rec room.
Read the Kama Sutra and put some of the theory into practice with whoever is willing. hehe
Sign up for the Boston Marathon – and atleast run a little of it.
Go to karaoke night and sing �Free Bird,� regardless of what song�s playing.
Experience weightlessness.
Lie naked on a mountain top one summer’s night and look at the stars (without bugs).
Learn to juggle.
Spend New Year’s Eve in Key West with Erin and friends.
Have something named after you – a rose, a park bench, a dog, a child?
Be on TV (or radio) and enjoy my 15 minutes of fame.
Spend 6 months getting my body as perfect as it can be.
Drive a convertible banging some loud rock music, mirror shades and a wad of cash down to Key West.
Kiss someone I’ve just met.
Lose/Win more than I can afford in a card game in a fancy casino.
Spend one month in a palm tree hut on a tropical island, or an igloo in the Arctic.
Throw away all my stuff and start over.
Write my autobiography.
Give away a week’s pay to a someone who REALLY needs it.
Kiss a baby.
Make a baby
Have a baby
Call a friend and tell them how much I love them.
Discover the origins of my surname.
Create a song and get it on local radio.
Make sure the Party never ends.
Plan my own funeral.
HEY, send me some more ideas
Updated the list.
juggling is a snap!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPdoIq0S1FM
have fun!
I checked some off, but not sure exactly how many….
/definately drank a keg of guinness by meself.. I’m always a horder..
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Attention would-be jugglers! Here’s my latest video on the subject:
http://www.viddler.com/jugglingman/videos/1/
Enjoy juggling! – Joe
buy a $50 teddy bear, give it to charity
i ticked all of em