African Cichlids are different than any other fish in the world. They may have close relatives from South America but they are unique to the world. Cichlids come from five high elevation lakes in the mountains of Africa. Filled with rocks and having a mineral content that would make it hard for any other fish to breathe. These fish require a high temperature tank of around 76 degrees Fahrenheit and are very fickle about the pH of the water that they are in. Meaning that cichlids tanks should be monitored closely for three very specific things. Mineral content or water hardness, pH, and lastly temperature.

Research the Right Setup for Your African Cichlids

Once you are aware of these requirements you are ready to decide what cichlids you want. Don’t rush off to the pet store because unless it is a specialty shop they won’t know what you need. You need to look at the cichlids you want and decide which of the five lakes you are going to choose from. Why do this? Because each lake has a different pH and water hardness. You may find that your choices become a bit limited but don’t worry about it. There are many colorful cichlids in each of the lakes that you are sure to find some that you are content with. Also you can risk mixing species from a lake that is close to another in specifications. Just be aware that you are taking a risk.

Caring for African Cichlids Needs

African cichlids have a tendency to be a little rough with each other. This is the territorial nature of the fish that it exhibits in the wild. It is a good idea to have a large tank for your cichlids to have a lot of turf. Along with rocks and a few plants are a good idea to allow the fish to use these markers to draw boundaries. Plants are a struggle however in a cichlid tank. It’s not like you can get out your underwater robot fish and protect the little guys from the more aggressive bullies.

Live plants with most certainly die in the high pH water and the African Cichlid adds to the equation by digging up any plant that they see. In order to move boundary lines in their favor. Fake plants are a must in these tanks and the best have ceramic bases so that they will not float when they are dug up. Rocks are the main attraction in a cichlid tank and you have to be aware that you need a lot.

Do not allow your rocks to be in contact with the bottom of the tank. You are just asking for trouble. Place them on top of a light layer of substrate, such as gravel, and then add the majority of gravel above that. This is because cichlids like to dig even if there isn’t a plant involved. One of my fish actually killed himself by digging too far and pinned himself under a rock. Make sure your rocks rest stably on the bottom of the tank and do not wobble. I always thought that limestone or slate rocks were good to build higher aquarium rockscapes.

African Cichlids Are Aggressive

There is a common misconception that having fish of the same size in a tank decreases aggression. That is not the case because in the same way that having boundaries makes fish aggressive having another fish that is the same size does even more to fuel the fire. A fish that is smaller than another fish is no threat to a bigger one and the bigger fish will not try to hurt it unless it is small enough to be eaten.

Two fish of the same size are more aggressive because they can not intimidate the other fish through size. They have to mark boundaries by fighting. Having a good variety of size in your tank is a good idea because of this. Not small enough that the little fish will become snacks but big enough to fend for themselves. Also it is a good idea to have caves for fish to hide in if they are on the smaller size.

Lastly, do not mix true African Cichlids with their South American counterparts. This is a very bad idea because the South American variety is not going to be comfortable in the tank conditions and they will most likely kill off the other fish. They are more aggressive towards other fish than any other type of cichlid and will not stop at the other fish submitting.

These are all the biggest mistakes that beginner and advanced aquarium owners make when dealing with the African Cichlid. One of the more amazing fish that can grow to a decent size and have a color to amaze. These are very easy fish to care for and a joy to own.

Setting Up and Caring for African Cichlid Fish

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Rule #2. The real world won’t care as much about your self-esteem as your school does. It’ll expect you to accomplish something before you feel good about yourself. This may come as a shock. Usually, when inflated self-esteem meets reality, kids complain that it’s not fair. (See Rule No. 1)

Rule #3. Sorry, you won’t make $50,000 a year right out of high school. And you won’t be a vice president or have a car phone either. You may even have to wear a uniform that doesn’t have a Gap label.

Rule #4. If you think your teacher is tough, wait ’til you get a boss. He doesn’t have tenure, so he tends to be a bit edgier. When you screw up, he is not going ask you how feel about it.

Rule #5. Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping. They called it opportunity. They weren’t embarrassed making minimum wage either. They would have been embarrassed to sit around talking about Kurt Cobain all weekend.

Rule #6. It’s not your parents’ fault. If you screw up, you are responsible. This is the flip side of “It’s my life,” and “You’re not the boss of me,” and other eloquent proclamations of your generation. When you turn 18, it’s on your dime. Don’t whine about it or you’ll sound like a baby boomer.

Rule #7. Before you were born your parents weren’t as boring as they are now. They got that way paying your bills, cleaning up your room and listening to you tell them how idealistic you are. And by the way, before you save the rain forest from the blood-sucking parasites of your parents’ generation try delousing the closet in your bedroom.

Rule #8. Life is not divided into semesters, and you don’t get summers off. Nor even Easter break. They expect you to show up every day. For eight hours. And you don’t get a new life every 10 weeks. It just goes on and on.

Rule #9. Television is not real life. Your life is not a sitcom. Your problems will not all be solved in 30 minutes, minus time for commercials. In real life, people actually have to leave the coffee shop to go to jobs. Your friends will not be perky or as polite as Jennifer Aniston.

Rule #10. Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.

Rule #11. Enjoy this while you can. Sure, parents are a pain, school’s a bother, and life is depressing. But someday you’ll realize how wonderful it was to be kid. Maybe you should start now.

This list is the work of Charles J. Sykes, author of the book Dumbing Down Our Kids: Why American Children Feel Good About Themselves But Can’t Read, Write, Or Add. (The list has appeared in newspapers, although not necessarily in this book.) Many versions omit the last three rules:

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Try there questions that the Dept of ********* gives on their tests.

1. What are the colors of our flag? answer
2. How many stars are there on our flag? answer
3. What color are the stars on our flag? answer
4. What do the stars on the flag mean? answer
5. How many stripes are there on the flag? answer
6. What color are the stripes? answer
7. What do the stripes on the flag mean? answer
8. How many states are there in the Union? answer
9. Why do we celebrate the Fourth of July? answer
10. What is the date of Independence day? answer
11. Independence from whom? answer
12. What country did we fight during the Revolutionary War? answer
13. Who was the first President? answer
14. Who is president today? answer
15. Who is vice president today? answer
16. Who elects the president of the United States? answer
17. Who becomes our president if the president should die? answer
18. For how long do we elect the president? answer
19. What is the Constitution? answer
20. Can the Constitution be changed? answer
21. What do we call a change to the Constitution? answer
22. How many changes or amendments are there to the Constitution? answer
23. How many branches are there in our government? answer
24. What are the three branches of our government? answer
25. What is the legislative branch of our government? answer
26. Who makes federal laws? answer
27. What is Congress? answer
28. What are the duties of Congress? answer
29. Who elects Congress? answer
30. How many senators are there in Congress? answer
31. Can you name the senators from your state? answer
32. For how long do we elect each senator? answer
33. How many voting members are in the House of Representatives? 34. For how long do we elect the representatives? answer
34. What is the Executive branch of our government? answer
35. What is the Judiciary branch of our government? answer
36. What are the duties of the Supreme Court? answer
37. What is the supreme law of the United States? answer
38. What is the Bill of Rights? answer
39. What is the capital of your state? answer
40. Who is the governor of your state? answer
41. Who becomes president if both the president and the vice president die? answer
42. Who is chief justice of the Supreme Court? answer
43. Can you name the 13 original states? answer
44. Who said, “Give me liberty or give me death”? answer
45. Which countries were our allies during World War II? answer
46. What is the 49th state added to our Union? answer
47. How many full terms can a president serve? answer
48. Who was Martin Luther King Jr.? answer
49. Who is the head of your local government? answer
50. According to the Constitution, a person must meet certain requirements in order to be eligible to become president. Name one. answer
51. Why are there 100 senators in the U.S. Senate? answer
52. Who nominates judges of the Supreme Court? answer
53. How many Supreme Court justices are there? answer
54. Why did the Pilgrims come to America? answer
55. What is the head executive of a state government called? answer
56. What is the head executive of a city government called? answer
57. What holiday was celebrated for the first time by the American colonists? answer
58. Who was the main writer of the Declaration of Independence? answer
59. When was the Declaration of Independence adopted? answer
60. What is the basic belief of the Declaration of Independence? answer
61. What is our national anthem? answer
62. Who wrote “The Star-agled Banner?” answer
63. Where does freedom of speech come from? answer
64. What is the minimum voting age? answer
65. Who signs bills into law? 67. What is the highest court in the United States? answer
66. Who was president during the Civil War? answer
67. What did the Emancipation Proclamation do? answer
68. What special group advises the president? answer
69. Which president is called the “Father of Our Country”? answer
70. What is the 50th state of the Union? answer
71. Who helped the Pilgrims in America? answer
72. What is the name of the ship that brought the Pilgrims to America? answer
73. What were the 13 original states of the United States called? answer
74. Name three rights or freedoms guaranteed by the Bill of Rights. answer
75. Who has the power to declare war? answer
76. Name one amendment that guarantees or addresses voting rights. answer
77. Which president freed the slaves? answer
78. In what year was the Constitution written? answer
79. What are the first 10 amendments to the Constitution called? answer
80. Name one purpose of the United Nations. answer
81. Where does Congress meet? answer
82. Whose rights are guaranteed by the Constitution and the Bill of Rights? answer
83. What is the introduction to the Constitution called? answer
84. Name one benefit of being a citizen of the United States. answer
85. What is the most important right granted to U.S. citizens? answer
86. What is the United States Capitol? answer
87. What is the White House? answer
88. Where is the White House located? answer
89. What is the president’s official home? answer
90. Name one right guaranteed by the First amendment. answer
91. Who is the Commander in Chief of the U.S. Army and Navy? answer
92. Which president was the first commander in chief of the U.S. Army and Navy? answer
93. In what month do we vote for president? answer
94. In what month is the new president inaugurated? answer
95. How many times may a senator be re-elected? answer
96. How many times may a congressman be re-elected? answer
97. What are the two major political parties in the United States today? answer
98. How many states are there? answer

ANSWERS

4) One for each state in the Union.

5) 13.

6) Red and white.

7) They represent the 13 original states.

50.

9) Independence Day.

10) July 4.

11) England.

12) England.

13) George Washington.

14) William Jefferson Clinton.

15) Al Gore.

16) The Electoral College.

17) vice president.

18) Four years.

19) The supreme law of the land.

20) Yes.

21) Amendments.

22) 27.

23) Three.

24) Legislative, Executive and Judicial.

25) Congress.

26) Congress.

27) The Senate and the House of Representatives.

28) To make laws.

29) The people.

30) 100.

31) (Variable).

32) Six years.

33) 435.

34) Two years.

35. The president, Cabinet and departments under the Cabinet members.

36) The Supreme Court.

37) To interpret laws.

38) The Constitution.

39) The first 10 amendments to the Constitution.

40) (Variable).

41) (Variable).

42) Speaker of the House of Representatives.

43) William Rehnquist.

44) Conn., N.H., N.Y., N.J., Mass., Pa., Del., Va., N.C., S.C., Ga., R.I. and Md.

45) Patrick Henry.

46) Britain, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Russia, China, France.

47) Alaska.

48) 2.

49) A civil rights leader.

50) (Variable).

51) Must be a natural-born U.S. citizen; must be at least 35 years old by the time he/she will serve; must have lived in the U.S. for at least 14 years.

52) Two from each state.

53) The president.

54) Nine.

55) For religious freedom.

56) governor.

57) mayor.

58) Thanksgiving.

59) Thomas Jefferson.

60) July 4, 1776.

61) That all men are created equal.

62) “The Star-agled Banner.”

63) Francis Scott Key.

64) The Bill of Rights.

65) 18.

66) The president.

67) The Supreme Court.

68) Abraham Lincoln.

69) Freed many slaves.

70) The Cabinet.

71) George Washington.

72) Hawaii.

73) The American Indians.

74) The Mayflower.

75) Colonies.

76)

* 1. The right of freedom of speech, press, religion, peaceable assembly and requesting change of government.
* 2. The right to bear arms.
* 3. The government may not quarter, or house, soldiers in private homes during peacetime without the owners’s consent.
* 4. The government may not search or take a person’s property without a warrant.
* 5. A person may not be tried twice by the same jurisdiction for the same crime and cannot be forced to testify against him/herself.
* 6. A person charged with a crime still has many rights, including the right to have a trial and be represented by a lawyer.
* 7. The right to jury trial by his/her peers in most cases.
* 8. Protects people against excessive or unreasonable fines or cruel and unusual punishment.
* 9. The people have rights other than those mentioned in the Constitution.

77) The Congress.

78) 15th, 19th, 24th and 26th.

79) Abraham Lincoln.

80) 1787.

81) The Bill of Rights.

82) For countries to discuss world problems; to provide economic aid to countries; occasionally take action.

83) In the Capitol in Washington D.C.

84) Everyone (citizens and non-citizens living in the United States).

85) The Preamble.

86) Vote for the candidate of your choice; travel with a U.S. passport; serve on a jury; apply for federal employment opportunities, etc.

87) The right to vote.

88. The place where Congress meets.

89) The president’s official residence.

90) Washington, D.C. (1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW).

91) The White House.

92) Freedom of: speech, press, religion, peaceable assembly, and requesting changes in the government.

93) The president.

94) George Washington.

95) November.

96) January.

97. There is no limit.

98) There is no limit.

99) Democratic and Republican.

100) 50.

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It’s March, and time once again for the ritual we call The Big Dance®. Our advice to business managers: Embrace it!

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Television host Oprah Winfrey had a surprise for the 276 members of her studio audience when she opened the latest season of her daytime talk show on Monday — she gave them all new cars. The $7 million giveaway came courtesy of General Motors, which provided the free Pontiac G6 sports sedans, a new line of cars, as part of a promotional deal with Winfrey’s Chicago-based show, a spokeswoman for her Harpo Productions said. The automotive handout introduced a “Wildest Dreams Come True” theme for the 19th season of “The Oprah Winfrey Show,” which has reigned as the top daytime talk programs in U.S. syndication since its debut in 1986. “No dream is too wild, no surprise too impossible to pull off,” Winfrey said during the telecast.

The show opened with Winfrey calling 11 members of the audience to the stage and surprising them with the new car. She then handed out gift boxes to the rest of the audience, saying one of them contained the keys to a 12th free car. At the count of three, the boxes were opened all at once, revealing to shrieks of delight that everyone had won a set of keys.

Winfrey then led the ecstatic crowd outside the studio to a parking lot filled with G6s topped with big red bows. Each member of the audience was instructed to contact a Pontiac representative to personally customize the actual cars they will receive, allowing them to choose the color and features that come with a fully loaded model.

“We’ve never done a giveaway like this before,” Harpo spokeswoman Carly Ubersox told Reuters.

She said most members of the audience had been specially selected from letters sent in advance by viewers on behalf of themselves, friends or family who were in need of a new car. But the audience members were kept in the dark about the nature of the show until it was taped.

Winfrey also gave away a four-year college scholarship, $10,000 wardrobe and make-over to a young woman who spent her teen years in foster care and homeless shelters. And a family with eight foster children was presented with a new houseful of furniture and electronics plus a $130,000 check to cover their mortgage and home repairs.

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Last week I purchased a burger at Burger King for $1.58. The counter girl took my $2 and I was digging for my change when I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while looking at the screen on her register.

I sensed her discomfort and tried to tell her to just give me two quarters, but she hailed the manager for help. While he tried to explain the transaction to her, she stood there and cried.

Why do I tell you this?

Because of the evolution in teaching math since the 1950’s:

1. Teaching Math In 1950’s
   A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit ?
2. Teaching Math In 1960’s
   A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100 His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?
3. Teaching Math In 1970’s
   A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit?
4. Teaching Math In 1980’s
   A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20.
5. Teaching Math In 1990’s
   A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers, and if you feel like crying, it’s ok. )
6. Teaching Math In 2008
   Un hachero vende una carretada de maderapara $100. El costo de la producciones es $80. Cuanto dinero ha hecho?

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It’s estimated that one in three American households feeds wild birds in their yard. Considering the lack of access that many of us have to the wild, it’s a great way to maintain a connection with nature and reap the benefits of stress-relief and enjoyment from something as simple as putting out food for birds.

If you are a beginning bird watcher it is helpful to start going out with experienced birders learn what to look for.

There are many bird groups you can join. The Audubon Society and American Birding Association are probably the best know. These groups offer birding information in the form of magazines, newsletters, and guided trips. You can find birding books, recordings, binoculars, and other equipment in local retail stores. The clubs should also have lists of birds in your area.

Take a good bird watching field guide to identify birds. Look for clear color pictures that make it easy to recognize one bird form another. Next to each picture should be detailed descriptions of each bird’s anatomy, habits and what it eats. The guide should have information about what habitat each species uses. Many guides have maps showing the range of different birds along with their migration patterns.

Feathered Friends Boutique invites you to celebrate National Bird Feeding Month by offering all winter bird feeding items at 15% off regular prices. Whether you’re an old-hand at birding or can’t tell a towhee from a nuthatch, we have products that are sure to please you and your feathered friends… and our celebration sale makes it the perfect time to add to your backyard or garden feeding stations or start a new hobby that will last a lifetime. Make your yard a haven for birds and let the party begin.

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So you know what that means? You could get engaged on Valentines Day this year and get married the following year on Valentine’s Day.

What could be more romantic than having a Valentine’s Day wedding that actually falls on the one year anniversary of your engagement? Let’s forget about romance for a second…Ladies, what could be easier than planning a Valentine’s Day themed wedding?

Planning the perfect Valentine’s Day wedding is all in the details. Valentine’s Day themed wedding favors are one of the small details that make a big difference.

What’s great about choosing a Valentine’s Day wedding theme is that you don’t have to look too hard to find some really great discount wedding favors that tie in perfectly with your theme. I mean come on…Valentine’s Day = hearts = very easy to find cheap wedding favors.

It’s the little things like unique wedding favors that will make your special Valentine’s Day wedding that more special. As we said earlier, it’s all in the details.

Another great detail for your Valentine’s Day wedding would be to have the bridal party gifts follow the same theme as your wedding. How is this done? Well for a Valentine’s themed wedding it’s actually pretty easy. You would just need to find a place that has an excellent selection of wedding party favors and then use some creative thinking.

Again, what is more romantic than getting engaged on Valentine’s Day, getting married on Valentine’s Day, and having a Valentine’s Day theme for your wedding? In my opinion…nothing.

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But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table … everywhere!

Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food.

After a while, I couldn’t even sit on my own back porch anymore. So I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio.Soon, the back yard was like it used to be … quiet, serene and no one demanding their rights to a free meal.

Now let’s see….

Our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical care, and free education and allows anyone born here to be an automatic citizen.

Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5 families; you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor; your child’s 2nd grade class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn’t speak English.

Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to ‘press one’ to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than ‘Old Glory’ are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties.

Just my opinion, but maybe it’s time for the government to take down the bird feeder. If you agree, pass it on; if not, continue cleaning up the poop!

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