It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia: Day Man Lyrics – Damn Funny!

I have been watching every episode of It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia Season Three and by far the funniest episode yet is: Sweet Dee’s Dating A Retarded Person.

It’s not because of the so obvious storyline…anytime a person could possibly be dating a retarded person and not know is pretty entertaining. But even funnier than that was the B storyline where the smash hit Day Man by Charlie Kelly and Dennis Reynolds was created. It wasn’t easy but I got my hands on the Day Man Lyrics (ok, I actually just watched the clip and wrote them out for you…so what).


I figured for all you die hard It’s Always Sunny fans I would introduce the lyrics to Day Man for the first time on the web…here we go.

Day Man Lyrics

Day man
Fighter of the Night man
Champion of the sun
You’re a master of karate and friendship…for everyone
Day man, day man
Uhh ahhahh
Fighter of the Night man
Uhh ahhahh
Champion of the sun
Uhh ahhahh
Master of karate and friendship…for everyone
Day man, day man
Uhh ahhahh
Fighter of the Night man
Champion of the sun

Even more entertaining than the singing of Day Man or the on the fly choreography is the fact that Charlie happened to be huffing paint right before they began singing and really…when is huffing not fun to watch? Especially since he has silver paint all around his nose and mouth.

Sit back, press play on the video clip and enjoy Dennis’ body suit and jeans outfit or Charlie’s saggy Long Johns… but most of all, enjoy the masterpiece that they call Day Man. Then watch them perform live at Daddy’s as the Electric Dream Machine. Nightman is DEAD!

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32 Responses to “It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia: Day Man Lyrics – Damn Funny!”

  1. Erin 4 November 2007 at 9:20 am Permalink

    Haha…I’m crackin’ up…The song IS catchy for some reason. I find myself singing it all the time around the house.

  2. Erin 14 November 2007 at 12:17 pm Permalink

    No matter how many times I watch this clip it makes me laugh out loud

  3. Kelsey 18 November 2007 at 11:26 pm Permalink

    i cant stop laughing it never gets old
    i want this as a ringtone!!!

  4. MK 5 January 2008 at 7:44 am Permalink

    I know how you feel Kelsey, that’s why Day Man IS my ringtone now.

  5. Nicki 2 May 2008 at 8:34 pm Permalink

    how did you get it as a ringtone?!?!!?! I NEED THIS AS A RINGTONE!!! IT’S FRICKIN AMAZING!!

  6. Sporkman 26 June 2008 at 5:33 pm Permalink

    “…enjoy Dennis’ body suit…”

    Don’t forget that impressive codpiece!!

  7. jeff 6 August 2008 at 10:16 am Permalink

    i love tht song im singing it all the time. i dont watch sunny in philly, but i saw a commerceial w/ day man, im cracking up

  8. jefri 9 August 2008 at 5:45 pm Permalink

    Here is a new link to watch the video..

    The day of Youtube is done..

    http://vimeo.com/1449443

  9. Ali 19 September 2008 at 6:49 pm Permalink

    this song gets me through the work day, it is brilliant. i love “Sunny”

    • Ken Savage 20 September 2008 at 3:52 am Permalink

      @Ali – the dumpster baby episode was one of the funniest for me. Did you see that one?

      • Double Dee 29 December 2009 at 4:10 pm Permalink

        I love that one. I couldn’t stop laughing when they tried to take DB to a tanning salon.

      • spokanejr 15 February 2010 at 7:45 pm Permalink

        My favorite episode also. I love the part where they’re behind the coffee shop and are sifting through trash. “I found a shoe, What size? 13, Throw it in tha pile baby” I think I said “Throw it in tha pile” every time i went to the store, for 2 months.

  10. alex 20 October 2008 at 8:58 pm Permalink

    I have this as my ringtone! I love it!!!

  11. Candi 6 November 2008 at 8:57 pm Permalink

    Best show I’ve seen in a loooong time. It never fails to crack me up. I own all seasons that are on DVD and never get tired of them. Charlie Day is the funniest person in the show by far =)

  12. nat 9 November 2008 at 12:31 am Permalink

    omg omg omg please tell me how u got this as your ring tone fackk its the funniest thing ive ever listened to i love this show

  13. linda 15 November 2008 at 3:15 pm Permalink

    @alex
    how did u get it as your ringtone?

  14. JeremyGerm 21 November 2008 at 12:42 pm Permalink

    Oh em gee! I like dis a LOT, yea, humm hummm day man! Tee hee hee yes yes! Funny is it are you! Tee hee hee hee Chalrie Day is the funnistt purson i agwee tee hee hee ya ya !

  15. Sean 24 November 2008 at 1:14 am Permalink

    alex—how did you get that song as your ringtone? that would make my life complete if you told me
    gracias

  16. alex 26 November 2008 at 8:13 pm Permalink

    I used some software to rip .wavs from the episode which i downloaded. I then uploaded it to my Crazr using a USB cable.

  17. adonis 24 December 2008 at 2:39 pm Permalink

    Charlie day is the funniest i agree and this is my favorite song in the world

  18. adonis 24 December 2008 at 3:31 pm Permalink

    im gonna take you to h town

  19. Chelsea 3 February 2009 at 1:40 pm Permalink

    Oh my hell. this completes my life.

  20. christina 22 February 2009 at 9:20 am Permalink

    BAHAHAHHAHA!
    funniest show in the world

  21. crystal 3 June 2009 at 11:33 am Permalink

    this song has been in my head for about a week since watching the episode, but i have to admit i actually like the song! sunny is fabulous!

  22. eliza 27 June 2009 at 10:48 am Permalink

    the bar is called Paddy’s** i spotted a typo! :P

  23. ian 25 August 2009 at 3:49 pm Permalink

    The nightman song that he originally performs with frank and mac is classic too, the lyrics subtly suggest a midnight gay rape. Someone find the lyrics NOW

  24. ian 25 August 2009 at 3:51 pm Permalink

    Night Man, sneaky and mean
    Spider inside my dreams
    I think I love you

    You make me wanna cry
    You make me wanna die
    I love you, I love you, I love you,
    I love you, I love you
    Night Man

    Every night you come into my room
    And pin me down with your strong arms
    You pin me down, and I try to fight you
    You come inside me
    You fill me up
    And I become the Night Man…

    It’s just 2 men sharing the night
    It might seem wrong but it’s just right
    It’s just 2 men sharing each other
    It’s just 2 men like loving brothers

    One on top and one on bottom
    One inside and one is out
    One is screaming, he’s so happy
    The other’s screamin’ a passionate shout

    It’s the Night Man
    I’m feeling so wrong and right, man
    I’m feeling so wrong and right, man

    I can’t fight you, man
    When you come inside me
    And pin me down with your strong hands
    And I become the Night…
    The passionate, passionate Night Man

    *************************************

    Night Man Reprise, by Charlie Kelly

    They took you, Night Man, and you don’t belong to them
    They locked me in a world of darkness without your sexy hands
    And I miss you, Night Man, so ba-a-ad

  25. Lori 1 October 2009 at 2:15 am Permalink

    its the best song ever made. hands down.

  26. Oz 15 December 2009 at 11:14 am Permalink

    Both nightman and dayman are f**ckin awesome!!!

    I just watched this episode of IASIP last night, and dude, I’m still thinkin of it.

    pretty catchy songs..

    the gang totally rocks!!

    I also loved it where the retarded rapper owns sweet dee :)

  27. Cherie 4 January 2010 at 4:23 am Permalink

    I absolutely love this show! Every episode is funnier then the last. Charlie Day is one sexxy bastard! BTW it’s Paddy’s Pub not Daddy’s.

  28. PT 18 March 2010 at 2:40 pm Permalink

    The AhhAhhs make the song!! It’s so freakin’ funny!! I can’t stop laughing!!


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