I have been watching every episode of It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia Season Three and by far the funniest episode yet is: Sweet Dee’s Dating A Retarded Person.
It’s not because of the so obvious storyline…anytime a person could possibly be dating a retarded person and not know is pretty entertaining. But even funnier than that was the B storyline where the smash hit Day Man by Charlie Kelly and Dennis Reynolds was created. It wasn’t easy but I got my hands on the Day Man Lyrics (ok, I actually just watched the clip and wrote them out for you…so what).
I figured for all you die hard It’s Always Sunny fans I would introduce the lyrics to Day Man for the first time on the web…here we go.
Day Man Lyrics
Day man
Fighter of the Night man
Champion of the sun
You’re a master of karate and friendship…for everyone
Day man, day man
Uhh ahhahh
Fighter of the Night man
Uhh ahhahh
Champion of the sun
Uhh ahhahh
Master of karate and friendship…for everyone
Day man, day man
Uhh ahhahh
Fighter of the Night man
Champion of the sun
Even more entertaining than the singing of Day Man or the on the fly choreography is the fact that Charlie happened to be huffing paint right before they began singing and really…when is huffing not fun to watch? Especially since he has silver paint all around his nose and mouth.
Sit back, press play on the video clip and enjoy Dennis’ body suit and jeans outfit or Charlie’s saggy Long Johns… but most of all, enjoy the masterpiece that they call Day Man. Then watch them perform live at Daddy’s as the Electric Dream Machine. Nightman is DEAD!
Haha…I’m crackin’ up…The song IS catchy for some reason. I find myself singing it all the time around the house.
No matter how many times I watch this clip it makes me laugh out loud
i cant stop laughing it never gets old
i want this as a ringtone!!!
I know how you feel Kelsey, that’s why Day Man IS my ringtone now.
how did you get it as a ringtone?!?!!?! I NEED THIS AS A RINGTONE!!! IT’S FRICKIN AMAZING!!
“…enjoy Dennis’ body suit…”
Don’t forget that impressive codpiece!!
i love tht song im singing it all the time. i dont watch sunny in philly, but i saw a commerceial w/ day man, im cracking up
Here is a new link to watch the video..
The day of Youtube is done..
http://vimeo.com/1449443
this song gets me through the work day, it is brilliant. i love “Sunny”
@Ali – the dumpster baby episode was one of the funniest for me. Did you see that one?
I love that one. I couldn’t stop laughing when they tried to take DB to a tanning salon.
My favorite episode also. I love the part where they’re behind the coffee shop and are sifting through trash. “I found a shoe, What size? 13, Throw it in tha pile baby” I think I said “Throw it in tha pile” every time i went to the store, for 2 months.
I have this as my ringtone! I love it!!!
Best show I’ve seen in a loooong time. It never fails to crack me up. I own all seasons that are on DVD and never get tired of them. Charlie Day is the funniest person in the show by far =)
omg omg omg please tell me how u got this as your ring tone fackk its the funniest thing ive ever listened to i love this show
@alex –
how did u get it as your ringtone?
Oh em gee! I like dis a LOT, yea, humm hummm day man! Tee hee hee yes yes! Funny is it are you! Tee hee hee hee Chalrie Day is the funnistt purson i agwee tee hee hee ya ya !
alex—how did you get that song as your ringtone? that would make my life complete if you told me
gracias
I used some software to rip .wavs from the episode which i downloaded. I then uploaded it to my Crazr using a USB cable.
Charlie day is the funniest i agree and this is my favorite song in the world
im gonna take you to h town
Oh my hell. this completes my life.
BAHAHAHHAHA!
funniest show in the world
this song has been in my head for about a week since watching the episode, but i have to admit i actually like the song! sunny is fabulous!
the bar is called Paddy’s** i spotted a typo!
The nightman song that he originally performs with frank and mac is classic too, the lyrics subtly suggest a midnight gay rape. Someone find the lyrics NOW
Night Man, sneaky and mean
Spider inside my dreams
I think I love you
You make me wanna cry
You make me wanna die
I love you, I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love you
Night Man
Every night you come into my room
And pin me down with your strong arms
You pin me down, and I try to fight you
You come inside me
You fill me up
And I become the Night Man…
It’s just 2 men sharing the night
It might seem wrong but it’s just right
It’s just 2 men sharing each other
It’s just 2 men like loving brothers
One on top and one on bottom
One inside and one is out
One is screaming, he’s so happy
The other’s screamin’ a passionate shout
It’s the Night Man
I’m feeling so wrong and right, man
I’m feeling so wrong and right, man
I can’t fight you, man
When you come inside me
And pin me down with your strong hands
And I become the Night…
The passionate, passionate Night Man
*************************************
Night Man Reprise, by Charlie Kelly
They took you, Night Man, and you don’t belong to them
They locked me in a world of darkness without your sexy hands
And I miss you, Night Man, so ba-a-ad
hahaha that’s awesome Ian. THank you.
its the best song ever made. hands down.
Both nightman and dayman are f**ckin awesome!!!
I just watched this episode of IASIP last night, and dude, I’m still thinkin of it.
pretty catchy songs..
the gang totally rocks!!
I also loved it where the retarded rapper owns sweet dee
I absolutely love this show! Every episode is funnier then the last. Charlie Day is one sexxy bastard! BTW it’s Paddy’s Pub not Daddy’s.
The AhhAhhs make the song!! It’s so freakin’ funny!! I can’t stop laughing!!
OMG! I HAVE BEEN SINGING THIS SONG EVERY DAY NOW! SOOOOOOOOOOOO FREAKIN FUNNY! AND EERILY CATCHY….I CAN’T GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD! LOL!
This song totally rocks ape shietttzzz! yeah, I dont really know what that was about but the show is awesome…..this song as a musical in “the night man cometh” episode is soooo sweeeeeeeeet!
Charlie is my heroooo
(oh crap i think i swallowed some glue)