October 1, 2004
John Kerry & George Bush Joke
A stranger was seated next to little Tommy on the plane when the stranger turned to the boy and said, “Let’s talk, I’ve heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
Little Tommy, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, “What would you like to discuss?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” said the stranger. “How about politics? Should we keep Bush or elect Kerry?”
OK,” said Little Tommy. “That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?”
Jeez,” said the stranger. “I have no idea.”
Well, then,” said Little Tommy, “How is it that you feel qualified to discuss who should run the country when you don’t know shit?
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Ken Savage
11/01/2006 at 4:34 pm
John Kerry made some controversial remarks today.
Michael Andrews
11/05/2006 at 8:09 pm
I thought that Senator Kerry was not making fun of the troops (he’s a veteran that would be stupid) but the manipulative republicans who stuck them there. People may say oh wow he’s not funny or that was so rude, but he is right. If you go to Iraq you won’t find harvard grads you will find kids (jesus kids) trying to get by because they do not have enough money or didn’t get a proper education. It’s typical for republicans to equivocate on something like this. If Kerry thought that the troops are stupid then guess what he would say…”the troops are stupid” and not a piece of advice to other kids. Yet the Bush administration twists his words around, and doesn’t face the simple truth, they screwed up. What keeps me up at night is that instead of standing up and saying “Hey i messed up im sorry” they keep at it due to a misguided sense of “pride”. As many democrats have said before “Its time for a change”…